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Is that John on the left? Very clever bit of paper folding, I must say. My mate John isn't very portable. 20 stone and a serious pie habit.

 

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John's posture in that pic doesn't look quite right to me. Shouldn't he be slightly crouched over with knees bent together? Or possibly hopping?

 

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Skidmarks???

Enough of this scatalogical humour!
Or maybe not....