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This morning I told my wife that I had been advised by some guy on the internet to go down the local woods and to collect large quantities of semen.
There were a few other people in the woods and I asked them where the best spots were to collect semen.
On my return home with two black eyes I found the front door bolted from the inside and a police car parked outside.
My wife is now not speaking to me and I am having to write this reply from the local intenet cafe.....so thanks guys... I think I am going to stick with getting my scenery from the local hobby shop in future!
Seriously though....This is a great tip, and the bails look very realistic.
There were a few other people in the woods and I asked them where the best spots were to collect semen.
On my return home with two black eyes I found the front door bolted from the inside and a police car parked outside.
My wife is now not speaking to me and I am having to write this reply from the local intenet cafe.....so thanks guys... I think I am going to stick with getting my scenery from the local hobby shop in future!
Seriously though....This is a great tip, and the bails look very realistic.