If caught with a new car,
You may use any of the following at your own risk:
" I won it at last weeks race!"
" Wow what a deal! I got all five for the price of one. "
" Look, I won the door prize at the swap meet. "
" Oh, you mean this one? I won it in the club charity raffle. "
" New car? No way, I built it myself. "
Disclaimer:
I can not be held responsible for injury or any legal action that may result from the use of the above ... .

You may use any of the following at your own risk:
" I won it at last weeks race!"
" Wow what a deal! I got all five for the price of one. "
" Look, I won the door prize at the swap meet. "
" Oh, you mean this one? I won it in the club charity raffle. "
" New car? No way, I built it myself. "
Disclaimer:
I can not be held responsible for injury or any legal action that may result from the use of the above ... .