Try;
" Made another contribution to our pension fund, dear"
And make sure to show her Ebay auctions like the NSCC Rover Jexy1 posted and add comments like;
" We have 2 of those, only paid 25 quid each, I'm sure the scratches on the roof will polish out, and new bumpers and mirrors are available for buttons" or " If their worth over £300 now just think what it will be when we retire"
In other words, lie, distort the truth, buy chocolate, do anything you can!
Mr.M
" Made another contribution to our pension fund, dear"
And make sure to show her Ebay auctions like the NSCC Rover Jexy1 posted and add comments like;
" We have 2 of those, only paid 25 quid each, I'm sure the scratches on the roof will polish out, and new bumpers and mirrors are available for buttons" or " If their worth over £300 now just think what it will be when we retire"
In other words, lie, distort the truth, buy chocolate, do anything you can!
Mr.M