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A young executive has just bought a Ferrari Enzo. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. A curly haired man on a moped pulls up next to him and looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car you got there?" The executive replies, "A Ferrari Enzo. It cost half a million pounds!" "That's a lot of money," says the moped rider. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because, this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young executive proudly.
The moped rider asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the moped rider pokes his head inside the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped says "That's a pretty nice car, all right but I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the lights change, so the Ferrari driver decides to show the moped rider just what this car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer. He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. whoooooosh! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the moped gaining on him again!
Astounded by the speed of the moped, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do....
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari. The driver jumps out, and unbelievably; the moped rider is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled moped man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The moped rider man whispers "Unhook...my braces... from your side-view mirror!"
Have a great Christmas, everyone!
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The moped rider asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner. So the moped rider pokes his head inside the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped says "That's a pretty nice car, all right but I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the lights change, so the Ferrari driver decides to show the moped rider just what this car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer. He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!!!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the man on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. whoooooosh! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the moped gaining on him again!
Astounded by the speed of the moped, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again. The Ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can do....
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari. The driver jumps out, and unbelievably; the moped rider is still alive!!! He runs up to the mangled moped man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The moped rider man whispers "Unhook...my braces... from your side-view mirror!"
Have a great Christmas, everyone!
