Bloody hell Julian, I know you are only kidding, but the glass totally empty stuff is getting old.
I know what you can do with a good car, so there really is no need to assume the worst. You could us it on yourself as a mind game, then whatever you achieve above last place will be a bonus, but the rest of us have a higher opinion of your ability. First or last, the aim is to have fun, but I can't help think that having a downer on yourself will reduce that...
Thanks Dave for confirming your attendance, any chance to get the rest of HONK along? I think the turnout for this one is going to be down on the recent norm.