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GOGS...Grumpy Old Gits Society..

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after all the years of suffering being called a miserable old bar-steward by mrs zz , I am finally rejoicing that she has come round to my way of thinking. the source of this wonderment?... a newly found joint loathing of the foul phenomenon of otherwise seemingly intelligent individuals starting a sentence with the word "so"!!!! if you have been asked , "how do you propose to re-attach that button"? , or , "what method would you use to distribute seed in your garden" , fair enough but otherwise , nooooooooooo! other current hot favourites are "yoofs" with their kecks hanging out the top of their trousers and newly qualified drivers with a green p plate (clearly designating pillock) who refuse to commit to crossing a roundabout without having received a written invitation at least a fortnight in advance! what gets your hackles up?
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I am sorry I cant join your club.
My kids already think I am a grumpy old git, and I will be dogone sure not to, join this club and prove them right.

Kids that know it all.

Bob
Theres no such thing , just like being a little bit pregnant.
You either are or you aren't
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Hate the news now on the EU thing.
Everyone shouts over everyone else and you cant make heads or tails of anything being said.
I think it is the old way , wherenhe who shouts loudest is rightest.
Bah
Bob
I love being called Poppa, my boys are great but even the eldest wontnhelp me change the youngests diaper.
How are they to learn if they dont participate in these fun things. Its a carppy job , but someone has to do it .
Just not me .
Bob
I cant read anymore I feel my twmples pounding and blood pressure going up with my temperature or perhaps that should be temper.
It seems thes fools are the world over, and as I have often said , "You can't fix stupid "
Surely these peole will be the death of me
I am ,going to take my happy pills now and go,to bed.
Hoping when I awaken it has all been a bad dream , except for the shower bit with the opposite gender.
Ok i dont usually get out of sorts but the other day i was racing at a club meet, and i do,respect the marshalls. I dont comment on their speed or attention span or cell phones, i leave that to,the host.
However when you get the marshalls standing at a corner with nowhere to put there hands, they tend to lean on the guard rail with thumbs or fingers hanging over onto the track are and wiggl8nt the blighters all around to some tune in their heads that no one else can hear.
I find it distracting to say the least as the movement on the track i associate to another racers car but then the damn thumbs or fingers state yo do the jig and throw my concentration off. I would sooner they keep their hands in their pockets and play pool than distract my attention whilst trying to concentrate so my car dosent deslot.
The only things that should be on the track are the cars, keep ypur bl00dy hands off the track
Ok rant over
Bob
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He who comes 2nd wins the booby prize confucious say
Really in a fit tonight , picked up my new car today, well truck , 5.7 liter Hemi had 6 kilometers on it, really happy with it but I can't help but notice it now has 165 kilometers on it I hate it when the mileage goes up But with 400 hp I guess it's going to go up, just not sure how fast.
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