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after all the years of suffering being called a miserable old bar-steward by mrs zz , I am finally rejoicing that she has come round to my way of thinking. the source of this wonderment?... a newly found joint loathing of the foul phenomenon of otherwise seemingly intelligent individuals starting a sentence with the word "so"!!!! if you have been asked , "how do you propose to re-attach that button"? , or , "what method would you use to distribute seed in your garden" , fair enough but otherwise , nooooooooooo! other current hot favourites are "yoofs" with their kecks hanging out the top of their trousers and newly qualified drivers with a green p plate (clearly designating pillock) who refuse to commit to crossing a roundabout without having received a written invitation at least a fortnight in advance! what gets your hackles up?
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I have decided that I am about to join this Society. I already anticipate that the majority of my posts will be deleated by administrators for political or religious reasons. I have already threatened "her indoors" that I will become a "Facebook" member. And she.(who is a facebook member) Who believes she is she must be obeyed promisses that she will leave if I do so. So whoopee here is step one. Administrators beware and watch this space. BRYAN B.
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Hi Guszzz, I watched the opening of the race. IT MADE MY DAY. Two overpaid clowns in over priced German Taxies wrecked each other. You missed a real treat.
It inspired me to go down into my "CAVE" and retreive a couple of bottles of some crappy French wine and indulge myself before mounting my ride on mower and blasting hell out of grass and French Dandilions growing all around my CHEATAU . The French name for a massive load of aincent carp buildings.
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QUOTE (gus3049 @ 15 May 2016, 19:41) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>[email protected]!!

Mowin' the grass on a sunday afternoon!! I'll tell your Mairie about you!

Was fun though. Watched the coming together on-line. Nice that an 18 kid (who is going on 70) won the race - oh sorry....a bit off base for this thread. I thought it was terrible and what is the world coming to etc when a snot nosed kid blah blah.......

Hi, gus, Local Marie !!! ( illegal mowing of gras on Sunday) You mus be living in a civilised part of france? Limosin has'nt caught up with all that yet. Snot nosed kid blah blah.!! Ithought it was Super cali fragalistticexpe etc etc. Wot a shame the kid wasnt on a go cart though,
QUOTE (gordonzz @ 15 May 2016, 19:54) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I HATE F1.... but that was the funniest thing I have seen for ages , I was waiting for the two mardy sods to start beehatch slapping each other in the gravel trap... now that would have made my week!!

Hi Gordonzz, Yeh, I waited with anticipation for that sequence.but they didnt show it. I wondered if they would drop canisters down through the roof when they all went upstairs into the bunkers, but they didnt show that either,
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QUOTE (teddyt @ 27 Sep 2016, 21:51) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>The damn stupid "Euthanasia" laws in this country. I have spent the last 5 days watching my father-in-law sucome the the evil that is caner!! at present , he is no more than a breathing corpse!!!!
Doctors say he may live till friday but they are not sure

How much longer do we have to watch loved ones suffer , when there is nothing but pain for them!1

I would have stopped my dog from having to suffer this yet, a human has to linger on with no choice

sorry guys just so p***ed off right now
Hi Teddy, It's a highly contentious moral question which few of us could answer but be assured that many of us have asked the same questions at the bedside of our loved ones at times past and you have our sympathy with sharing this. Bryan B.
Hi Teddy, I will go now and raise a wee glass of the scotch wishing you your family and yon man all the best now he is free. Bryan B.
QUOTE (gordonzz @ 28 Sep 2016, 19:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>thoughts with you teddy...the double edge sword of grief and relief. think its safe to say we have all been there at some point. my late stepfather was turned from a strong fit healthy man to a husk by cancer (and all the time the "gp" said it was depression!!)... we do have it all wrong in this country! chin up old boy!!

SALUT, Bryan B.
Hi Again, Who is the oldest GOG on here?
I am 75 coming on 76 shortly and not expecting to make 77. Can any of you beat that record
Bryan B.
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QUOTE (Abarth Mike @ 29 Sep 2016, 11:28) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Lone,

Unless there is an underlying reason. Statistically if you have made it to 75 you are odds on to make it to 85. Seriously!
My old guy is 90!

Oh Crikey I hope not! 10 more years to put up with!!
Bryan B.
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QUOTE (teddyt @ 29 Sep 2016, 07:49) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'm 56 but feel 106 does that count, Bryan

and back to being a grump!!! those job worth buttholes that can only see "black and white"

called to the hospital at 4.30am for above reasons. I have a blue badge(was on show) but in my rush I parked with 1/2 my car in the disabled bay and 1/2 in a hatched area. GOT A TICKET!!!!

oh well another email to send

and before I forget my Brand new LG 4k tv went bang last night!!! off to get a another today. ( they say things come in 3's)

Hi Teddy, Lets hope that 3 is the limit for a couple of decades hey. But tell me? What is a "job worth buttonhole"
? Bryan B.
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Hi Teddy, Thats great. You deserve somthing nice to happen a nice new telly is a good start.
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QUOTE (RikoRocket @ 29 Sep 2016, 18:28) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>They will be charging to use the chairs in the waiting room next....

I dont think they have got around to supplying chairs at the one here yet!! So your best of waiting outside sitting in your car. At least the parking is still free though. I guess they hav'nt thought of that yet.
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For Valentines my wife told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I'm going out tonight to get drunk.
This post just made my day. Can I join you.
My continuing Grump. Brexit ! How can you leave something you have never been in? Example 1 try to buy British food in a France supermarket !! Example 2 Try to buy a lawn mower or a dish washer or or a fridge or a freezer or a power tool electric drill chain saw rotary hoe or anything else with English instruction manual !!!! Don't waste your time trying. All manuals will be in French or any European language or others Never Never in English. Britain was never part of the EU. So why pay 60 billion Euro to leave????
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