[Abarth Mike]

I just realised I've changed to gender neutral.

🏍 Sometimes I select a false neutral

 

[Abarth Mike]

^ We had a genius once who sold the company on stopping the issue of $4 propelling pencils in favour of cheaper wooded pencils. Within a few months, almost everyone had a $15 electric pencil sharpener on their desk.

 

[Abarth Mike]

The Thinking Man's Crumpet

 

[Abarth Mike]

The car I occasionally drive is so battered, misshapen, bent, and 'orrible that I can't imagine anyone wanting to steal it.

Sounds like my brother's. Although I won't be impressed unless there is a round of toast in the pocket behind the passenger seat (discovered when we cleaned it so our mother could ride in it) and about 7 empty coffee mugs rolling around in the rear footwell.

 

[Abarth Mike]

Quite why you needed two stations in London, Euston and Old oak common, taking vast swathes of expensive land and only 5 miles apart has always eluded me.

The developers know

 

[Abarth Mike]

Must admit I never buy online unless the retailer accepts PayPal unless I really have to, even with retails I know and trust. Don't like giving my card details out anymore than I have to.

I have a prepaid debit card for such occasions. Nothing there to "swipe"

 

[Abarth Mike]

As they appeared and disappeared as quickly as it took to operate the shutter,

It landed in the field

 

[Abarth Mike]

I get the
'.......We're dealing with a greater than normal quantity of calls....' business and wait times are of the order of 30+ mins.

Translation

All the cheap phone lines to India are busy.

 

[Abarth Mike]

Unfortunately the RAC use AI now as well,found out to my cost last November,it wouldn't even recognise my membership number.

Wrong group

 

[Abarth Mike]

particulate pollution is higher than it was 10 ago

Is this because every @#$% has a PM 2.5 widget on the coffee table All the keyboard warriors/asthma hypochondriacs complain about it where i live . I'm here for palm trees and sunshine so i don't care or notice.

Suplementary quetion. Where does, all the rubber go? I've always wondered.

 

[Abarth Mike]

Mrs Grumpy's new-ish fad. Bamboo loo paper. The cost tends to wipe the smile from most people's faces. View attachment 339832

💡They had to cut down the forest to make the box

I spent many happy years here.

 

[Abarth Mike]

how many genders there were, the kids said two...and were 'corrected' by being told 'there's 74'...one child who didn't accept this questioned the 'teacher'and was told to leave the classroom.

Man, woman and 72 kinds of gay = 74. OUT!

 

[Abarth Mike]

Man, woman and 72 kinds of gay = 74. OUT!

 

[Abarth Mike]

My wife thinks I have more than the average amount of Neanderthal genes.

Or you are like a bear with furniture

 

[Abarth Mike]

Dab radios are just as bad, no signal, apart from a couple of stations, unless I take a tap of the TV aerial.

Radio Caroline is also on-line

 

[Abarth Mike]

^ they call that "Continuous Caroline Music". OK for me but 3 'till 6 AM for you😮
Main Caroline only plays from albums.