GOGS...Grumpy Old Gits Society..

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gordonzz

Discussion Starter · Apr 30, 2016

after all the years of suffering being called a miserable old bar-steward by mrs zz , I am finally rejoicing that she has come round to my way of thinking. the source of this wonderment?... a newly found joint loathing of the foul phenomenon of otherwise seemingly intelligent individuals starting a sentence with the word "so"!!!! if you have been asked , "how do you propose to re-attach that button"? , or , "what method would you use to distribute seed in your garden" , fair enough but otherwise , nooooooooooo! other current hot favourites are "yoofs" with their kecks hanging out the top of their trousers and newly qualified drivers with a green p plate (clearly designating pillock) who refuse to commit to crossing a roundabout without having received a written invitation at least a fortnight in advance! what gets your hackles up?

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gordonzz

Discussion Starter · #21 · May 1, 2016

im overawed by the sheer quality of grumpiness around.

gaz.... ive shouted , "waiting for a better shade are we , d...head" , for years!

John... london just stinks full stop... but yes , faggers are minging! enjoy your time over here.

Bigtone

· #22 · May 1, 2016

Baaahhhh Humbug !

Tony

Makem

· #23 · May 1, 2016

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QUOTE (loosesalute @ 30 Apr 2016, 23:22) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Our lass has got a 5-o-clock shadow..........

OK Kev, would me copying that to your lass' email make you even more grumpy.

Blackmail fee can be left in a brown envelope at a bus stop in Washington.

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CJA

· #24 · May 1, 2016

What really obtains my Capricorn is the propensity with which every person and his canine has recently started to use the phrase 'at the coal face', to imply reality, now that those environmentalists and PC politicians have closed the last deep mine in the UK on a false premis.

There is no such thing as a coal face now.

vbr Chris THE Grump Adams.

gordonzz

Discussion Starter · #25 · May 1, 2016

shakespear .... william soddin' shakespear.... I am fed up to the back teeth hearing about him! I am close to lobbing something very heavy at the tv/radio/'pooter or whatever device spews his name in my direction. fair enough , he wrote some stuff...then died...400 years ago...GET OVER IT!!!

loosesalute

· #26 · May 1, 2016

People who spell ShakespearE wrong (twice)!

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scuderia_turini

· #27 · May 1, 2016

I was going to ignore this thread but I'll just pop in this once to say that something I find annoying is the increasing amount of content on this Forum that is not related to slot-cars.

Leo

munter

· #28 · May 1, 2016

Oh, can I just add that if another waiter or waitress says," enjoy" as they put the requested food on the table I will ....I will....I will...

Sorry Leo but I just had to get it out.

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gordonzz

Discussion Starter · #29 · May 1, 2016

QUOTE (scuderia_turini @ 1 May 2016, 16:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I was going to ignore this thread but I'll just pop in this once to say that something I find annoying is the increasing amount of content on this Forum that is not related to slot-cars.

Leo

I hate brass pinions that wont budge off the shaft.....

(there you go)

I also hated my english teacher which in no way justifies why I can't spell the name of he who I will no longer mention!

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longdog

· #30 · May 1, 2016

QUOTE (scuderia_turini @ 1 May 2016, 15:20) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I was going to ignore this thread but I'll just pop in this once to say that something I find annoying is the increasing amount of content on this Forum that is not related to slot-cars.

Leo

Madatory slot car content to placate the moaners: I love fettling and racing slot cars!

Rant, I hate the lying politicians who try to make political capital from everything from "should we stay or should we go" from Europe to alleged anti-sematism. Oh yeah, and people who are unable to read the rules on what is acceptable in slot car racing classes too!

I feel much better now!

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Grumpy Gaz

· #31 · May 1, 2016

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QUOTE (gordonzz @ 1 May 2016, 15:49) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>shakespear .... william soddin' shakespear.... I am fed up to the back teeth hearing about him! I am close to lobbing something very heavy at the tv/radio/'pooter or whatever device spews his name in my direction. fair enough , he wrote some stuff...then died...400 years ago...GET OVER IT!!!

How about people that don't appreciate Shakespeare?

The man who stated "Love runs to love like school boys from their books" can't be all bad

.... On a Shakespeare related peeve : I walked out on a very amatue "production" of Romeo And Juliet : it was set in the modern era and was intended to resemble the telly programme Shameless!

the famous "balcony scene " featured the actress on a step ladder (it's even worse than it seems ) ..... "This is a load of 'botox' .... " I said blirted out as I stormed out during the interval (well something that sounds a little like the word "botox"

.... there you have it : Poor reditons of classics , Queen & Adam Lambert spring to mind

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gordonzz

Discussion Starter · #32 · May 1, 2016

yay....we can even have our own shirts! (hadnt seen these before I started the thread.)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Grumpy-About-Every...y+old+git+gifts

I am a self confessed philistine gaz.... prefer my story telling to have come from the pen of jeff lynne or ray davies im afraid.

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Ade

· #33 · May 1, 2016

Hi
The propoganda station that is called the Beeb and there constant reference to "so called Islamic state "😝😝😝😝😝

gordonzz

Discussion Starter · #34 · May 1, 2016

with you with that one! where does "so called" come in to it? I know what I would call them...but it would definitely get me kicked off here and probably the interweb too. (even though "they" can get away with pretty much anything...anywhere!)

loosesalute

· #35 · May 1, 2016

Some right grumpy gets on here! Keep it up you miserable swine!

Cheers
Kev

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Ade

· #36 · May 1, 2016

Hi
Using the word "Like" mid sentence......eg....and I was like of my god.😠

Go for gold...hit the beat rate and any other office derived power strokes,but my most hated which we have again imported,power outage 😡

Erik M

· #37 · May 2, 2016

OK then, two real grumps...

That USA isn't taking responsibility for 9/11, it's their bullying that brought it about - they deal with it.

That Israel isn't brought to heel and chastised, severely, for their way to treat those around them.

gordonzz

Discussion Starter · #38 · May 2, 2016

heavy duty grumpage there erik!

it would seem that it isn't just a case that we are miserable old sods after all , we have our own syndrome... I.M.S ... irritable male syndrome http://www.theirritablemale.com/quiz.htm

GeraldL

· #39 · May 2, 2016

These GOGS should thankful for their privileged existence, would the moderators please remove this rubbish.

Erik M

· #40 · May 2, 2016

That's a good grump you got there Gerald...

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