and another thing....wet , limp , clammy handshakes. whats that all about? I don't need every bone in my hand breaking but if you offer it at least have the decency to grasp my hand like a man , not like a bowl of cold custard!!!
It seems the norm out here, we prefer a quick peck on the cheek!and another thing....wet , limp , clammy handshakes. whats that all about? I don't need every bone in my hand breaking but if you offer it at least have the decency to grasp my hand like a man , not like a bowl of cold custard!!!
How old is he now?? My step-d is 30! Yes, she is still living with us (3rd time she's been back since she left uni.), but that's a whole different grump activated by her total lack of financial sense. As soon as she gets paid, she's spending. It's an addiction and, try as we might, we can't clean her up.our lad summed it up well when he was about 5....
and another thing....wet , limp , clammy handshakes. whats that all about? I don't need every bone in my hand breaking but if you offer it at least have the decency to grasp my hand like a man , not like a bowl of cold custard!!!
Both annoy me. Limp handshakes are not worth bothering with, and bone crushers are just pathetic macho crap.It seems the norm out here, we prefer a quick peck on the cheek!
The handshake after all is just a quick way of testing the other guy's sword hand to see if you can beat him. I have an English friend here who considers it a competition. He is one of those men who considers himself to be a little bit larger than normal. I would agree if a little bit larger than normal didn't mean 6'5", 25 stone with a stomach that means he hasn't seen his feet for a very long time. Probably nothing lower than five feet above the ground. He does have muscle though and tries to prove it every time we shake hands.
I'm a stick insect. 6'3" and around 11 stone. But I do have strong hands so I delight in denying him the pleasure of crushing all the bones in my hand into one amorphous lump!
Kids!
unlucky!The only thing that I thought was a positive was her growing-up and leaving home. That was 16 years ago. If only...........![]()
.......And, yes, I don't particularly get-on with step-d. In fact, my dislike of her almost put me off getting involved with her mother. The only thing that I thought was a positive was her growing-up and leaving home. That was 16 years ago. If only...........![]()
Aye, thrice unlucky TBH. You'd have thought that after the first failed marriage I'd have learned my lesson. But no, the second mistake was entirely of my own making. By the time I started thinking with my head rather than my todger it was too late for anything other than the inevitable divorce. Up to that point it really was "sod everything else, the nooky's brilliant!". Eight years wasted............. At least now I'm at the age when nooky is at the bottom of the priority list (it's a very rare occurrence and I couldn't care less), and if I'm honest step-d is my only big issue with this marriage.unlucky!