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GOGS...Grumpy Old Gits Society..

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after all the years of suffering being called a miserable old bar-steward by mrs zz , I am finally rejoicing that she has come round to my way of thinking. the source of this wonderment?... a newly found joint loathing of the foul phenomenon of otherwise seemingly intelligent individuals starting a sentence with the word "so"!!!! if you have been asked , "how do you propose to re-attach that button"? , or , "what method would you use to distribute seed in your garden" , fair enough but otherwise , nooooooooooo! other current hot favourites are "yoofs" with their kecks hanging out the top of their trousers and newly qualified drivers with a green p plate (clearly designating pillock) who refuse to commit to crossing a roundabout without having received a written invitation at least a fortnight in advance! what gets your hackles up?
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i've worked hard for that status symbol...but i'll let my post legacy do the talking! (and my "new" avatar!)
I'd like to have a Grump.

Jason B. Why does everything have to be a competition with a winner. Why does a thread have to become a populist media circus? The whole point of being a Grump is that we don't belive in and indulge in such populist nonsense.

We were all quite happy Grumping away but now new grumps have to feel there input is being vetted for quality. This will turn a quite nice and amusing thread into one filled with ******** as wannabe Grumps fabricate elaborate stories to impress.

Rather than being a contest why not simply leave it as is and remove your post.

I note Jason B that you post on here suggesting some kind of points system or the like but yet you do not self-identify as a being a Grump. I also notice that the Grump icon has gone missing from us self confessed Grumps ID. panels. Perhaps you could use your influence and get that re-instated. What is the point being a Grump if we can't be identified as one.
Whooooosh!
We have a winner!

I don't think anyone could surpass Abarth Mike's level of grumpiness!
Everyone should adopt gordonzz avatar? Sorry for being polite in my previous post.
Today I give you.........

Women's (lack of) logic. Here's a recent example.

Wor Lass:- "I've decided to have a dinner party"

Me:- "Fine. Who's coming?"

(She reels-off over a dozen names)

Me:- "Where are they all going to sit? We can only get 6 around our table, and that's a squeeze."

WL:- "Some of them can sit in the living room."

Me:- "What?..... And eat off their laps, a-la TV dinner?"

WL:- "Yes."

Me:- "Hardly a dinner party, is it? In any case, there still won't be enough seats. There's only comfortably room for seven in the living room. Can't you cut it down to us and 2 couples? That's a proper dinner party."

WL:- "Then some will feel left out!"

Me:- "Well, have one dinner party a month until everyone has been."

WL:- "It will be nicer if we're all together."

Me:- "If you must have them all here together, why not just drinks & nibbles, or maybe a finger buffet?"

WL:- "I've promised them a dinner party now."

Me:- "You'd better start looking for a venue, then."

I ask you............... Who in their right mind invites more people to a dinner party than they can seat at the table??? I never got as far as mentioning that we only have 6 place-settings. It's all gone quiet on the dinner party planning front, now......... But I'm sure it will come-up again sometime soon.
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Everyone should adopt gordonzz avatar? Sorry for being polite in my previous post.
feel free....it will confuse a few!!!

nothing wrong with manners , even a good grump should remember this.

I was actually cheered up today (but don't tell anyone!)...but as usual it was at the stupidity of others. I attended a group selection for a part time job at a new store , it was held by the area manager and the head of HR. when one of the attendee's asked exactly where the new premises were the bright spark pair looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders..."eeerm , we don't know" came the reply..worrying , very worrying!!!
Today I give you.........

Women's (lack of) logic. Here's a recent example.

Wor Lass:- "I've decided to have a dinner party"

Me:- "Fine. Who's coming?"

(She reels-off over a dozen names)

Me:- "Where are they all going to sit? We can only get 6 around our table, and that's a squeeze."

WL:- "Some of them can sit in the living room."

Me:- "What?..... And eat off their laps, a-la TV dinner?"

WL:- "Yes."

Me:- "Hardly a dinner party, is it? In any case, there still won't be enough seats. There's only comfortably room for seven in the living room. Can't you cut it down to us and 2 couples? That's a proper dinner party."

WL:- "Then some will feel left out!"

Me:- "Well, have one dinner party a month until everyone has been."

WL:- "It will be nicer if we're all together."

Me:- "If you must have them all here together, why not just drinks & nibbles, or maybe a finger buffet?"

WL:- "I've promised them a dinner party now."

Me:- "You'd better start looking for a venue, then."

I ask you............... Who in their right mind invites more people to a dinner party than they can seat at the table??? I never got as far as mentioning that we only have 6 place-settings. It's all gone quiet on the dinner party planning front, now......... But I'm sure it will come-up again sometime soon.
women eh??? you could throw all the scientists you want at it ....but "female logic" will never be decoded!!!!
We have a winner!

I don't think anyone could surpass Abarth Mike's level of grumpiness!
I'm not sure grumpiness would accurately describe a post with such obvious anger, and vindictiveness.

Embarrassing meltdown might come closer.
Embarrassing meltdown might come closer.
..and I thought I was being polite.
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Embarrassed? No. Irreverent? Maybe.
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Lack of self awareness is a common trait amongst keyboard warriors.
I think acute self awareness is prevalent among true grumps though....its the inadequacies and failings of others that we set our standards by!!
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There were certainly some inadequacies on display earlier.

I have a problem with people who are deliberately rude and use bad language on the forum. Those things are against the rules.

Anyway, I think enough has been said. If Abarth Mike wants to continue, I'd strongly suggest taking it to PMs, so that this thread can get back on track.
Blank screen? What's ^^^ that all about??
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Anyway, today I have witnessed something that regularly gives me the grump taken to a higher level.................

My regular grump is lorries overtaking lorries on 2-lane dual carriageways. It's nothing new, although it does seem to be happening more often. You know what I'm on about? Both limited to <55mph, the one behind decides to go for it and after pulling out in front of faster-moving traffic takes literally miles to get past and pull back into lane 1. (Or, worse still, gets right alongside and decides he's not going to make it and drops-back before pulling-in behind again) You end-up with a mile or more of slow-moving tail-back and if the traffic is heavy enough, a "ghost traffic jam" right at the back.
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Well today, as soon as the overtaking lorry pulled-in, the overtaken lorry pulled-out to attempt to regain his original place in the grid-order. I kid you not, this shenanigans went on for over 5 miles, and by that time there were 2 solid lanes of traffic built-up - with me in lane 2 - and I missed my exit because I couldn't get back into lane 1 in time. There should be a law against this! In fact, I thought there was a section in the Highway Code that says if you're being overtaken you should let the overtaking vehicle pull-in ASAP.
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Today was a lovely day. Sun was shining and it was warm out there.

When the sun shines stuff grows. Specifically grass grows.

I don't do gardening. My wife is a professional and looks after the outside whilst I do the inside. Except for one thing. Mowing the damned grass! Before she went off to play bowls this afternoon, she mentioned the 'G' word and suggested that her absence offered a good opportunity to service the mowers and get out there into the sunshine.

Bah humbug. I have important stuff to do like preparing cars for Bordo. However, a deal is a deal so I did my duty.

Bloody hate it though!
hah....got rid of ours ...but then it was only 12' x 6' , it took 10 times longer to drag the mower out/clean it up/put it away than to cut the poxy stuff...and it was 90% weeds & moss anyway!
I'm right with you, GUS!
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Over the last 3 summers, we have gone from grass front and rear with flowers in beds to paving and a few soft fruit in a patch at the rear and heathers and lavenders at the front. I gave the redundant mower to one of the neighbours, and bought a hedge trimmer for the front garden. This summer the soft fruit are coming out and the vacant patch is going to be pebbled.

I have very minimal interest in gardening, and I've finally convinced Wor Lass to keep her good intentions to herself. She has a very annoying habit of saying she wants to grow something and subsequently contributing 0% to the up-keep, leaving it to me to keep it all tidy. Well no more! Last summer I left the soft fruit to its own devices and eventually WL admitted "I'm no good at looking after garden stuff, we'll not bother anymore. Let's get rid of the rest of the garden!". Other than the impending back-aching of digging everything out, levelling the patch, and laying membrane and the pebbles, I'm a happy bunny. I don't mind dealing with my heathers and lavenders - they're very low-maintenence.
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room for an outdoor track!!!
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