[Abarth Mike]

QUOTE (MRE @ 15 Jun 2016, 17:47) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>1. Motorway middle lane owners club members

Ah well here we are allowed to pass on the left like the US. So what we get are right lane hogs but if traffic permits we just go around them.

I'll just loiter a while before being publicly grumpy as some may not translate.

 

[Wobble]

Good link DJ. Not so grumpy now I've read that. I was going to do a moan about the neighbours damn cat using our back lawn as his toilet but that seems quite petty now. Nice pussy.

 

[Abarth Mike]

^ Wot you need is some lion poo. Keeps those pesky cats away. I just made lots of noise with power tools until the neighbor moved away and took his cat with him. That and the wife's Chihuahua and the cat had a disagreement!

 

[Abarth Mike]

QUOTE (munter @ 5 Jun 2016, 06:22) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I noticed during my visit to the UK that there were several machines that aaarrrk aaarrrk aaarrrk aaarrrked at you.
Reversing ones too and those electric carts at the airport aaarrrk aaarrrk aaarrrk aaarrrk bit like a sick frog

Here we have the dignified high pitched and slow reversing beep beep beep.

I tried to find but couldn't the Billy Connolly routine where he discusses the fact that trucks have a beep-beep-beep on the back to prevent injury when they are travelling at 2 mph in reverse but no warning when they are travelling a 70mph forward, which is obviously more dangerous.

 

[munter]

No probs, Mike. I felt sorry for the poor guy who had to drive those airport terminal buggys around with that noise continuously rasping.

 

[teddyt]

Damn EBAY and its print your own postage labels!!!!!! tried today for the first time and after paying all I got was 21 sheets of blank paper out of my printer!!!!
I HATE COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET AND WILL NEVER USE THEM AGAIN!!!!!!!

 

[gus3049]

Bye

 

[teddyt]

hello again!!

 

[munter]

I wish the moderators would lighten the language rules for this thread...I need to learn some new cuss words.

 

[teddyt]

How about "breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" or just plain "twunt"!!

 

[gordonzz]

I have now officially adopted "twunt" as my new favourite word!

oh...and good to have you back from your very brief self imposed exile.

 

[GOGS]

Off side referee!!
What is the record for hurling a plastic chair?

 

[gordonzz]

dunno....once hurled ON a plastic chair if that counts though?

 

[teddyt]

thanks for the warm welcome Gord

 

[gus3049]

QUOTE (gordonzz @ 16 Jun 2016, 20:00) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I have now officially adopted "twunt" as my new favourite word!

oh...and good to have you back from your very brief self imposed exile.

Yeah, 38 minutes wasn't exactly a life sentence was it?

 

[teddyt]

I hate people who time my exile

 

[gordonzz]

I think that was meant to read " aaahhh...38 minutes of silence"!!

 

[gus3049]

 

[teddyt]

Why do you all pick on poor me

 

[munter]

QUOTE How about "breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" or just plain "twunt"!!

All good...I will look for an opportunity to use one or all of them.

"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"
"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"
"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"
"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"
"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"
"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"
"breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" "twunt"

etc