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GOGS...Grumpy Old Gits Society..

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after all the years of suffering being called a miserable old bar-steward by mrs zz , I am finally rejoicing that she has come round to my way of thinking. the source of this wonderment?... a newly found joint loathing of the foul phenomenon of otherwise seemingly intelligent individuals starting a sentence with the word "so"!!!! if you have been asked , "how do you propose to re-attach that button"? , or , "what method would you use to distribute seed in your garden" , fair enough but otherwise , nooooooooooo! other current hot favourites are "yoofs" with their kecks hanging out the top of their trousers and newly qualified drivers with a green p plate (clearly designating pillock) who refuse to commit to crossing a roundabout without having received a written invitation at least a fortnight in advance! what gets your hackles up?
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QUOTE (teddyt @ 16 Jun 2016, 21:02) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Why do you all pick on poor me


because we can , care!
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Ahh, I've come over all warm inside
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gaviscon is good for heartburn!
Stop being nice.....
sorry John...."suffer you dog , suffer"! better?
for a moment there Gordon,I thought your wife had logged on instead of you!!! ( due to being nice)
you'd have no chance of any sympathy if that was the case!!
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hair! more specifically the fact that I now have a pair of eyebrows like a jason king moustache above each eye (ask your dad!) , what look like antennae emerging from my nostrils , pubes growing out of and on my ears.....yet an ever dwindling stock of hair on top of my head! genes eh??!!
Found my first grey pubic hair today...

it was in my cornish pasty!!!
QUOTE (gordonzz @ 22 Jun 2016, 03:01) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hair! more specifically the fact that I now have a pair of eyebrows like a jason king moustache above each eye (ask your dad!) , what look like antennae emerging from my nostrils , pubes growing out of and on my ears.....yet an ever dwindling stock of hair on top of my head! genes eh??!!

That is called Manopause

We have a guy in our running group with Dennis Healey eyebrows like that. Almost every week someone is trying to get a pose together so they can wrestle him to the ground and trim them.

I think you will be OK as long as they don't meet in the middle.


That is what barbers are for? If you've got enough hair to warrant a trip?
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Trying to fix my geezer goggles, without of course, the use of my geezer goggles. Aaaaagh...

Having a break and taking some blood pressure medication...
that's the only bonus mike , so little up top means diy hair cuts with the clippers , barbers are for other people but saves me a fortune. mrs zz calls my face caterpillars "dennis healeys" too but tries to pluck 'em when I'm not looking!!
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QUOTE (teddyt @ 21 Jun 2016, 23:34) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Found my first grey pubic hair today...

it was in my cornish pasty!!!

sure they are only supposed to have beef , potato , turnip & onion in them?!!
... not a grump this mroning....just had my brexit breakfast!!!
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QUOTE (gordonzz @ 24 Jun 2016, 06:44) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... not a grump this mroning....just had my brexit breakfast!!!


Don't choke on your Danish bacon...
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well 6 hours in and we haven't suffered a plague of zombies , the channel hasn't boiled dry and as far as I'm aware it isn't raining camels.

bacon was lovely thanks ... Danish bacon is a produced in Britain. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/00593617
Well I never, I'm off to get a bacon butty and a cappuccino (don't tell me).
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dont forget a croissant!!
Smug told-you-so's that believe everything will be perfect immediately the UK leaves the EU....
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