[gordonzz]

QUOTE (teddyt @ 16 Jun 2016, 21:02) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Why do you all pick on poor me

because we can , care!

 

[teddyt]

Ahh, I've come over all warm inside

 

[gordonzz]

gaviscon is good for heartburn!

 

[munter]

Stop being nice.....

 

[gordonzz]

sorry John...."suffer you dog , suffer"! better?

 

[teddyt]

for a moment there Gordon,I thought your wife had logged on instead of you!!! ( due to being nice)

 

[gordonzz]

you'd have no chance of any sympathy if that was the case!!

 

[gordonzz]

hair! more specifically the fact that I now have a pair of eyebrows like a jason king moustache above each eye (ask your dad!) , what look like antennae emerging from my nostrils , pubes growing out of and on my ears.....yet an ever dwindling stock of hair on top of my head! genes eh??!!

 

[teddyt]

Found my first grey pubic hair today...

it was in my cornish pasty!!!

 

[Abarth Mike]

QUOTE (gordonzz @ 22 Jun 2016, 03:01) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hair! more specifically the fact that I now have a pair of eyebrows like a jason king moustache above each eye (ask your dad!) , what look like antennae emerging from my nostrils , pubes growing out of and on my ears.....yet an ever dwindling stock of hair on top of my head! genes eh??!!

That is called Manopause

We have a guy in our running group with Dennis Healey eyebrows like that. Almost every week someone is trying to get a pose together so they can wrestle him to the ground and trim them.

I think you will be OK as long as they don't meet in the middle.

That is what barbers are for? If you've got enough hair to warrant a trip?

 

[Abarth Mike]

Trying to fix my geezer goggles, without of course, the use of my geezer goggles. Aaaaagh...

Having a break and taking some blood pressure medication...

 

[gordonzz]

that's the only bonus mike , so little up top means diy hair cuts with the clippers , barbers are for other people but saves me a fortune. mrs zz calls my face caterpillars "dennis healeys" too but tries to pluck 'em when I'm not looking!!

 

[gordonzz]

QUOTE (teddyt @ 21 Jun 2016, 23:34) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Found my first grey pubic hair today...

it was in my cornish pasty!!!

sure they are only supposed to have beef , potato , turnip & onion in them?!!

 

[gordonzz]

... not a grump this mroning....just had my brexit breakfast!!!

 

[gus3049]

Well I'm thinking of applying for French citizenship

 

[DJ]

QUOTE (gordonzz @ 24 Jun 2016, 06:44) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

... not a grump this mroning....just had my brexit breakfast!!!

Don't choke on your Danish bacon...

 

[gordonzz]

well 6 hours in and we haven't suffered a plague of zombies , the channel hasn't boiled dry and as far as I'm aware it isn't raining camels.

bacon was lovely thanks ... Danish bacon is a produced in Britain. https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/00593617

 

[DJ]

Well I never, I'm off to get a bacon butty and a cappuccino (don't tell me).

 

[gordonzz]

dont forget a croissant!!

 

[Slotcarmann]

Smug told-you-so's that believe everything will be perfect immediately the UK leaves the EU....