[Fergy]

Howmet..... rancid? Why did you oil the bison?

I know.... I know.... it was squeaking....

JP.... smokey!

Ohhhh..... spiced jerkey could have been nice too!

Me thinks Howmet has overlooked the obvious solution.... wait for Russell's vac version..... and make a cast from it!

 

[Fergy]

QUOTE How about a Xylon prox..........(sound effects of a rotting bison carcass falling through ceiling and crushing smart arse slotracer beneath debris).

Not funny, Howmet! And I urge against that! Nature being what it is, I suspect that fate (note the small "f") would befall all of those who attempted to build Xylons for a proxy!

 

[Fergy]

Only Russell could turn something so hideous into a work of art!

Okay, okay... my definition of art is perhaps lower than most people's, but you gotta admit that it's a pretty [email protected] good replica!

I don't know, Beejay.... those orange rims kinda grow on you after a while! ...like a nasty fungus!

 

[Fergy]

Well, ok, JP... it was meant as a figure of speech.

Besides... I was hoping after one Xylon was created we could close the book and pretend that this entire episode of unnatural creation had never happened. The gods of slotdom will eventually smite us for partaking in such deviant behaviour.

Did you know that if you remove and rearrange the unnecessary letters from "xylophone" to spell "xylon" that you lose "hope"?

Scary, eh?

 

[Fergy]

Eagerly awaiting your completed model, JP!

QUOTE Oh, and did I mention that it's really tiny?

More info than we needed!

 

[Fergy]

Looks ummm.... errr... this hurts.... looks great, Beejay!

QUOTE How does it handle with that 23k motor? You didn't take Fergy's advice on that one I hope

Obviously not.... it's only a 23K...

 

[Fergy]

Nice work, JP!

... well, it seems to be anyway.... from what I can make out through these dark glasses...

QUOTE My goodness it is Tiny!.

Yes.... won't deslot but may disappear into it!