I can't get no magnatraction,
I can't get no magnatraction.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.
When I'm drivin' my slot car
And a man comes on the lane next door
And he's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
About wd40 and tyre saturation
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I can't get no magnatraction,
I can't get no magnatraction.
Scalextric, Ninco, Pink Kar or Fly.
I can't get no, I can't get no.
When I'm watchin' my pc
And that man comes on to tell me
How grippy my tyres can be.
Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't race
The same carrera cars as me.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I can't get no magnatraction,
All I get is rear slide action.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.
When I'm ridin' round the track
And I'm doin' this and I'm sliding that
And I'm tryin' to make some times
And they tell me I better come back later next week
'cause you see I'm on a losing streak.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.
I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no magnatraction.
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