Hang on - I've had a thought! (I don't get too many of those so bear with me!) We can kill two birds with one stone, as it were, although not the beautiful woman kind of bird!
I wholeheartedly agree with gorgeous Pit-Babe, or even Brolly Dolly (another sub-committee!) corner marshals.
Having these beautiful ladies stationed around our tracks would also promote the "slower cars in our clubs" idea - you would want to cruise past the ladies to cop a good eyeful as it were. Better still, your race times would suffer even more if you decided to de-slot at every corner just so that genteel, female hands could caress your car back onto the track!
Another benefit would be the toning down of language and abuse directed at said corner marshals
Actually, it all tends to be friendly banter in our club, honest!!
Right, I'm off to take a cold shower!!
Mark.