QUOTE (honestjudge @ 28 Jan 2012, 18:11) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Thankfully, I am afraid that I am 'not' afraid of the wife and I don't have to justify what comes through the front door.
Neither am I afraid of the wife.
I'm fortunate in that I don't have to justify my expenditure, as we each have our own income and accounts, although we do both chip-in to a joint account for household stuff and holidays. As long as that account is covered, we operate a policy of "mine and yours". That's not to say she might not be a little disturbed at how much I've spent in the last year but as long as the family doesn't suffer for it (which, as far as I'm aware, they haven't) she's fine with it. Particularly as I don't smoke, drink, mug OAPs, or do anything chemical...........
Having said all that, I do sneak stuff into the attic (she never goes in!) and she probably thinks I only have 30 or so cars when in reality it's nearer 50. It's just easier not to have to talk about it with someone who has an interest level of zero on a scale of 1-100 and doesn't understand that no two cars are alike. In her world, they all do the same thing although they are decorated differently. If I tried to explain to her that my Cordoba WRC is nothing like the 1:1 car in that it continually spanks the Impreza and Lancer and nothing I've done has made the situation more "real", she'd switch off before I'd even spoken half a sentence.
In a nutshell, she's happy to feed my addiction but she's blissfully unaware of the depth of that addiction. It's pretty much the same as my lack of interest in;-
Soap Operas
Dancing On Ice/Strictly Come Dancing/I'm A (wannabe/ex-) Celebrity......./Downton Abbey
Gardening
Zumba, etc, etc, etc
Neither am I afraid of the wife.

Having said all that, I do sneak stuff into the attic (she never goes in!) and she probably thinks I only have 30 or so cars when in reality it's nearer 50. It's just easier not to have to talk about it with someone who has an interest level of zero on a scale of 1-100 and doesn't understand that no two cars are alike. In her world, they all do the same thing although they are decorated differently. If I tried to explain to her that my Cordoba WRC is nothing like the 1:1 car in that it continually spanks the Impreza and Lancer and nothing I've done has made the situation more "real", she'd switch off before I'd even spoken half a sentence.
In a nutshell, she's happy to feed my addiction but she's blissfully unaware of the depth of that addiction. It's pretty much the same as my lack of interest in;-
Soap Operas
Dancing On Ice/Strictly Come Dancing/I'm A (wannabe/ex-) Celebrity......./Downton Abbey
Gardening
Zumba, etc, etc, etc