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Sad slot car habits?

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Has anyone else out there got sad slot car related habits, or is it just me?
After I`ve been using any vintage Scalextric slot car I automatically (& without thinking) turn it over & sniff the motor...
I also kiss my Jouef cars after every use!

Would be nice to know that it`s not just me who`s a bit weird.
Cheers,
Kev.
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QUOTE (richardtheforth @ 10 May 2011, 19:16) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Er, I think about slot cars when my wife and I are having scx...
Really? I am not the only one? Now that IS a relief
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hi
(richard the fourth) i do hope mrs the fourth is not logging into this site.!!!
Richardtheforth, are you on the nsr (national sex register ?)
Richard wants to think himself lucky that he`s getting his scx.....our lass won`t even kiss my Jouef anymore...
Cheers,
Kev
hi
this thread sounds more like a fetish guide rather than bad habbits.Next up is racing in a gimp mask and bondaged cars.
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Are you trying to tell us something Ade?????

Cheers,
Kev
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QUOTE (bigbird @ 10 May 2011, 20:09) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Next up is racing in a gimp mask and bondaged cars.


this might be just a phase, mmm, but tell me a bit more of your first time in the squeezed section
<<<< tha mask!!
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BTW. I forget to mention Jouef throttles get really hot & smelly after about five minutes use...smells gorgeous & I sniff my hand like there`s no tomorrow when I`ve been using this dangerous piece of 1960`s technology!-God knows what other dog walkers in the park think!!
Cheers.
Kev
Kev like you i like to give a good sniff..lol

But to my triang car shells.

It's mad the way some give of a really mad pong!!!

Some far worce than others..

Tim
Sozz double post,So i'll add,er...

Cant think other than the rank smell of this lister jag i have in my hand...

Yellow ones are the worst!!

Red Astons c68 smell gourgess......
Tim
the sniffin' makes you say things twice dont it?


anyway, I thinks Carrera's straight outta the box smell better than those froggy cars......... hell yeah!
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The nearest I've got to a sad habit is having to have all races contested by cars that competed together in period.

Examples;-

1996 BTCC cars - Laguna and Vectra
2004 LM GTs - Porsche 997 and Morgan Aero 8
1995 F1s - Benetton 195 and Williams FW11
1998 rally cars - Megane Maxi and Toyota Corolla

You get the picture.......
You`re getting there Stubeedoo!
Yeah the old bodies smell sweet Delidubz....tell you what else is nice to sniff at.....the inside of those old Triang boxes...
Cheers,
Kev.
My wife and children have developed habits as a result of my habits:

My habit #1 - When ever the postman delivers a new car, the first thing I do, before it even reaches the track, is dismantle it and remove any magnet.
Wife's habit #1 - She always asks the same question: "Why do you always dismantle a brand new car?".

My habit #2 - Every new car, once dismantled and its magnet removed, is reassembled minus its guide and then pushed along the kitchen table while I make "Vroom, vroom, whizz" noises.
Wife's habit #2 - She always says the same: "You sad, sad man."

My habit #2 - Every new car, once dismantled/magnet removed/reassembled/pushed along to "Vroom, vroom, whizz" soundtrack, is placed on a shelf in the kitchen and the children are asked "Do you like my new car?"
Children's habit #1 - They always answer "No". Heathens. (Although a Fly Gulf Porsche 917 did once receive a "Not bad" accolade)
Oh dear.....

Cheers,
Kev.
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I'm happy to report I have none. Unless you count sitting here reading what you sad barstools have to say.
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The biggest habit i fear of developing is....

Awww thats such a nice caar i will have to buy another one to keep pristine... so far i have NO doubles... but it is just so tempting to keep one wrapped up all nice and safe... argh!!!!
My worst habit has to be getting up in the middle of the night and checking out this forum! If I spent the same amount of time working on my growing collection of untouched resin bodies I might actually achieve something.
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