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· Slot King
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1 Thou shall never, ever, ever, ever, speak of "scale speed" (Unless thou wishes to appear of unsound mind)

2 Thou shall not worship the Scalextric idol (Unless thou owns several mint Bugattis)

3 Thou shall not play with thy Cox all the time (Unless thou wishes to go blind)

4 Thou shall not count rivets on thi neighbour's car (Unless thy neighbour's wife is rather buxom)

5 Thou shall drive cars built to reasonable scale (Unless thou can gain a sneaky competitive advantage)

6 Thou shall not use thick wires on thy guide (Unless it is dayglow pink and thou is under the age of 7)

7 Thou shall not use photo etched parts on thy vintage cars (Unless thou wishes to attract the wrath of "Hinge and Bracket")

8 Thou shall race expensive collectable cars if thou wishes (Even if thy neighbour deems thou to be of unsound mind)

9 Thou shall not drive cars fitted with neo magnets and/or overwide tyres (Unless thou is absolutely certain to get away with it)

10 Thou shall not worry about the colour of Jim Clark's helmet (Unless thou wishes to be deemed of unsound mind by thy neighbour with the rather buxom wife)

Now you've seen mine, let have a look at yours!!


PS : Thou shall not rely solely on THY spellchecker
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