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A wonderful idea but, alas, it is with reluctance that I can't add my name to the list of competitors for the Gaydon Wales & West. By the time I've sneaked my wallet past my wife, convinced her that I'm not taking more than a tenner to spend on cars, loaded my rucksack with tablets, wet-wipes, anti-rash cream and Belgian buns half the day will have gone, and it will be time for Crackerjack.
Last year was bad enough and she still doesn't believe that my Slot It 956 Porsche was only a quid. Just what has a bloke gotta do, eh? Anyone would think I spend my life messing about with toy cars... Life was so much simpler when I was only... 45.
Got home from Gaydon last year and I knew I was in for a roasting, so I donned my best, silly hat, and spoke in Serbo-Croat by way of reply. It didn't work so don't try it. My left ear is still twice its normal size, but a different shape from original.
But, I shouldn't complain. At least she hasn't hidden my walking sticks yet. Ah, such happy days.
Yours for imagining a long existence without reason
Pflantzgarten
Last year was bad enough and she still doesn't believe that my Slot It 956 Porsche was only a quid. Just what has a bloke gotta do, eh? Anyone would think I spend my life messing about with toy cars... Life was so much simpler when I was only... 45.
Got home from Gaydon last year and I knew I was in for a roasting, so I donned my best, silly hat, and spoke in Serbo-Croat by way of reply. It didn't work so don't try it. My left ear is still twice its normal size, but a different shape from original.
But, I shouldn't complain. At least she hasn't hidden my walking sticks yet. Ah, such happy days.
Yours for imagining a long existence without reason
Pflantzgarten