Okay, I've not seen this mentioned before so I guess it's just me getting the lemon again, isn't it?
Corvette L88.
Purchased and delivered super quick off Ebuy. Arrived yesterday, race night. Nice.
Delivered in one piece! Nothing had fallen off in transit. Nicer!
So, swiftly out of the box then and thoughts of a quick fettle before going racing.
A quick fettle my ****!
After undoing the six screws I couldn't see how to separate the body and chassis. They seemed inextricably linked in a death grip at the front. Peering around the wheel arches it appeared that the lighting wires were running underneath the front axle before heading up to the little circuit board.
Ah, ha!
So, off with the front wheels, no easy task, slide out the axle and...
Ah!
The two were still one. Odd. Those wires are clearly supposed to be under the axle.
But there was a black piece of plastic stretching from one body post to the other like some kind of 1:32nd strut brace. Presumably, since the screws go through this and into the posts it had become stuck to the body.
So separating that would bring a heavenly release from the death grip.
NO!
Still the two infernal moldings were conjoined.
Shaking my fists at the Gods above me,
"Why do I buy Scalextric product", I screamed.
"Not suitable for children under 3 years," I bellowed.
"My ***!", I ruminated.
I calmed.
I looked at the problem again.
Ah, ha!
It would appear that the source of my woes was an unfeasibly tight fit between the bulbs and their recesses in the bodywork.
Brute force and ignorance duly applied and I beheld two assemblies at last. Phew.
Now then. Would someone at Margate please pop down to the shops, pick up an SCX lighted car and see how this remarkably simple concept, lights in toy cars, can be and is achieved by the competition.
P.s. The sit of the chassis is so carp the rears rub on the arches. Fantastic.