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A couple of sniffs at a lift down to the Slot Festival on May 22nd have come to nowt.
If anyone has a spare seat & wouldn`t mind giving me a lift I would be eternally grateful.
I promise not to fiddle with any dials whilst you`re driving & hold any of my smelly farts in until we get there.
I`ll pay my full share of costs.
Cheers,
Kev.

 

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Fascist pigs at the DVLA medical board have took me driving licence off me chaps....
They`ve gave me a buss pass, but somehow I don`t think any buses go direct from Sunderland to Gaydon!

I only lost it a month ago & I`m totally hissed off about it already...
Cheers,
Kev.

 

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Nee body luvs me Tom.....not even wor lass.........

(getting desperate, looking for the sympathy vote now)

 

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I`m going to the swapmeet, I`m going to the swapmeet, ner-ner-ner-ner-nerrr, I`m going to the swapmeet!!!!!
Thank-you so much Good Looking Paul!!!!!
Cheers,
Kev

 

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Nooooooooooooooooo.....anything but the Newcastle shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!