An ERA yarn
Below, Hamish Moffatt in R3A, a car he 'procured' from Rhodesia (Zimbabwe today) at a time that it was illegal to take anything out of that country. There were government-imposed restrictions on currency and goods, which Hamish knew only too well.
All his life Hamish harboured loathing for authority and the pettiness of bureaucracy, and swept both aside with contempt and tinged laughter. If Rhodesia wouldn't allow him to bring the car back to Blighty legally, he would do it the 'correct' way - the Moffatt way.
He drove it down a dusty road at very high speed, dodged border guards with his customary degree of driving skill, and kept his foot down all the way to freedom...