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GOGS...Grumpy Old Gits Society..

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after all the years of suffering being called a miserable old bar-steward by mrs zz , I am finally rejoicing that she has come round to my way of thinking. the source of this wonderment?... a newly found joint loathing of the foul phenomenon of otherwise seemingly intelligent individuals starting a sentence with the word "so"!!!! if you have been asked , "how do you propose to re-attach that button"? , or , "what method would you use to distribute seed in your garden" , fair enough but otherwise , nooooooooooo! other current hot favourites are "yoofs" with their kecks hanging out the top of their trousers and newly qualified drivers with a green p plate (clearly designating pillock) who refuse to commit to crossing a roundabout without having received a written invitation at least a fortnight in advance! what gets your hackles up?
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People who are too easily offended, OFFEND me. Feminist's not the old burn yer bra type, but "new Wave" where every mans a bar steward and we all owe them a living. THE FREAKING PC BRIGADE!!!!!!

Mobile poop shutes who say " I'm not being funny but.... and the PC brigade, its the real world where your self-centred egotistical Feelings count for nothing , if you cant handle the world ...Stay indoors!!!
so can I join Gord?
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I'm not being funny but... freak off Kev
I know, I know, I keep meaning to sign up, but keep buying cars and the wife goes nuts!!! about me spending (joint account dont help)!!!
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The damn Pro and Anti EU protaganists, stop scare mongering and just tell the truth!!!!
And the Bloke and his wife Next door ,they persist on breathing!!!!
Well said old boy!!! my wife cant make her mind up.. to me its simple ....If you like the way it's going and been . Stay in, if your not happy with it, vote to Leave
and Being GOG I'm NEVER happy
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I NEVER trust anyone who wont look me in the eye...and feminists!!!
and I really hate Ungrateful people... take my wife, I came home today with a bunch of flowers for and all she could say was "they look wilted". Un grateful cow. Took me ages to get them off the lampost!!!
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SHOOT the little Balambs!!!!
religion... all religions , the root of most of the worlds ills

true and when you think about it's just a game of my invisable friend is better than yours!!!!
GOGS is an honorary GOG but I'm not ...that makes me GRUMPY!!!!
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OH!! Gordy I LOVE YOU
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What the hell is an old Git like you doing in Sports Direct!!! have they started to sell Nike rubber feet for your zimmer frame
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It's too late for them I'm afraid
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I've Decided I hate everyone!!!
And no one feels left out. in fact it's a winner all round!!!
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that is sheer brilliance!!!
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Damn EBAY and its print your own postage labels!!!!!! tried today for the first time and after paying all I got was 21 sheets of blank paper out of my printer!!!!
I HATE COMPUTERS AND THE INTERNET AND WILL NEVER USE THEM AGAIN!!!!!!!
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How about "breed yourself" "constipationary" "the bishops nose" or just plain "twunt"!!
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thanks for the warm welcome Gord
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I hate people who time my exile
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Why do you all pick on poor me
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